unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
  • regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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